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Touching Advert from Taiwan

2009-08-06T15:24:00.003+08:00

This morning, I caught Jiejie crying over this (see vid below).

Silly Jiejie. It's just a car what!
Jiejie: -_-"

Is it obvious enough?

2009-05-14T15:21:00.009+08:00

Bee Bee wanna go out and play TOO!!!!

Do you think they'll get my hint?

PS: In case you are wondering why my ~~shoes~~ ~~slippers~~ footwear aren't of the same shade, well, below is a picture of how they look like thru my eyes :P

Bye Bye Uncle Sky

2009-03-23T13:28:00.006+08:00

Mum break the news to Jiejie, Korkor and me about Uncle Sky. He left us last Sunday.

I am angry but Jiejie said I must not jump to conclusion that Uncle Sky was ill-treated and not well taken care of.

All I know is Aunt P must be devastated.

I dunno. But I really hate to say goodbye :(

Byebye Uncle Sky.... Hope you have a bigger space to run about at Rainbow Bridge.... Hope you will not fall sick again and NEVER be left untreated....

I don't need a new toy when I have my Jiejie :P

2009-03-05T10:58:00.007+08:00

Jiejie came home excitedly last night and told me about this new toy which she saw from Snoopygirl's blog.

Yes, it's cute but it could have been better if they could add in a treats dispenser that dispenses treats AUTOMATICALLY when the ball is fed in, don't you agree?

Oh! Oh! It'll be PERFECT if it comes with a belly massage function :D

Erm.... Come to think of it, I already have ~~the manual version of it~~ my Jiejie *beams*
Jiejie: :S

Tagged!!!!

2009-02-10T15:38:00.003+08:00

I've been tagged by my friends Cocoa and Barley to do the fifth file meme!

The rules are:

"Open a document or file folder, click on the fifth folder and then the fifth photo. Post the photo and describe it. Then tag 5 other bloggers."

Well.

I found this.

*Censored*

To protect you from scares and nightmares, the pic has been edited.

This was taken almost three years ago, some time in March 2006.

*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*
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*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*
*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*
*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*
*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*

Okok, so you want to see the original ~~un-edited~~ not-so-edited version? Sure?

Here goes!

Me with my evil eyes :P I did warn you k!

I know I am supposed to tag someone but I am just too lazy so.... ;)

Special credits to Lil Jiejie who taught my Jiejie how to do that bling bling sparkle thingie :P

I need training

2009-02-09T14:35:00.003+08:00

*Excited*

Did you peeps read about the Most Sporty Looking Dog Contest? Jiejie read about this contest organised by Cody and his human sister and was contemplating sending in my entry teeheehee!

In view of that, she and Korkor have been training me real hard. Here's me training with Korkor ;)

I doubt I will be able to train in time for this contest ---- nevermind, I'll try for the one in 2010, who knows I might be able to participate in the Pawlympics too ;)

Miss me?

2009-02-05T13:35:00.004+08:00

Huat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Did you enjoyed your Chinese New Year? I certainly DID NOT!

I've been terribly busy for the past two weeks as I got to take care of my Jiejie who's on leave for a week (Jan 24 till Feb 1). When I thought I can finally have some quality time alone at home, my Korkor had to spoil my plans by deciding to take leave as well and this time it'll be TWO WEEKS!!!! No break for me at all! SooOOOooo tiring you know? ;)

By the way, although Chinese New Year falls on 2009 Jan 27, Spring officially starts only on Feb 4 which is yesterday :) For babies born before Feb 4, you are still a Rat when it comes to Chinese Horoscope so do take note ya ;)

Happy 2009 :)

2009-01-05T14:08:00.002+08:00

Happy 2009 to all my pals :D

Sorry that I have not been visiting - Jiejie has been neglecting my blog due to some unhappy incidents at work. Hopefully by end of this week things would be better and sorted out....

I've been bugging Jiejie to help me update the blog with my 2009 resolutions after reading a few doggie blogs and finally she said yes *phew*

My 2009 Resolutions:

~~Eat less and lose weight~~ Be more picky about food
Build up my immune system
Don't chew my paws ~~when Jiejie is around~~
Be kind to my toys ~~when Jiejie is around~~

That's me, hugging my Banana toy to sleep and protecting it from ~~Jiejie~~ evil forces :) Quite a miracle that the toy is still alive and around :P

And since Korkor and Jiejie don't have habit of making any resolutions, I am going to help them list out theirs this round, so sweet of me right? Heehee!

My 2009 Resolutions for Korkor

Be more hardworking
Sleep earlier ~~in the morning~~ at night and not let Mummy worry about him falling asleep with the TV switched on
Find a girlfriend who is NOT like Zhen Zhu from The Little Nyonya or Sammy from Love Blossoms I & II
Settle his COE thingie and not let Mummy nag at him again on the same issue
Empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
Another empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
Yet another empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
The last empty slot^*Note - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something

^*Note Subject to additionssSSss at Jiejie's discretions ;)

~~Korkor's~~ My 2009 Resolutions for Jiejie:

Lose weight and shed that fatty bum
Be able to wash the mug everynight before going to sleep without being reminded
Be able to switch off her own lights every night before going to sleep without relying on Korkor to help her switch it off
Don't be so strict on Bee Bee when she is chewing her paws, be STRICTER!!!!

Busy Busy Busy :)

2008-12-02T17:03:00.007+08:00

I know it's kind of late but FINALLY Jiejie has completed the cards for the Christmas Card Exchange :)

I tried to help a little but she kept complaining about me folding the origami the wrong way :P End up she has gotta do all the 100+ origami Christmas trees all by herself! It's fun seeing her doing all the folding while I am lying on my comfy pillow chilling out hehe :P

She however allowed me to play with the new cutter that produces a really cute cut-out that coincidentally resembles me especially the cute muzzle, ~~fat bum~~ and short tail.

The colors were chosen by my Jiejie as I have no particular preference (it's either black, white or grey if you let me choose :P).

But my Jiejie is STILL very obsessed with her Feng Shui stuffs when doing the cards. See even the way she aligned the envelopes for taking this photo has a Feng Shui meaning -_-"

Jiejie: It's elementary dear.... Wood (green) nourishes Fire (orange) which in turns nourishes Earth (yellow)....
Me: Yawn....

All these will be posted out tomorrow :)

Cards Received

Korkor was really surprised and jealous when he saw the number of cards attention to me when he checks the mailbox yesterday.

The cards were lovely and it was really fun seeing my name on the envelopes :D Korkor laughed when he saw King King's card - it was attention to Miss Ong Bee Bee hehe!

Thanks Simba! Thanks Lady, Zena and Cody! Thanks King King! Thanks Amber-Mae!

Hello!

2008-11-26T11:01:00.011+08:00

I've not been updating my blog for quite some time ALL THANKS to my Jiejie :P

Jiejie has been busy with attending Four Pillars classes and as a result of that, I hardly see her at home EXCEPT when it's time to sleep. Now that the course has ended, I finally get to spend more time with her :)

Just when I thought finally we could have more quality time together, that mad woman had to ruin it by deciding to revise her notes on Feng Shui Applications :P

Oops! There's this trick on the notes that teaches people how to deal with kids who are hyperactive. Let me cover it before she notices it and decides to use it on me.... shhhh....

But Jiejie, I think you should use the "make lazy people hardworking" trick on Korkor the lazy bum though :P *runs and hides*

Updates - Not SO angry with Korkor now....

2008-11-14T16:26:00.006+08:00

After reading the last post and the comments left by all you sweet beings (I lub you all!), my Korkor finally admits that it was ~~his mistake~~ NOT RIGHT of him to miss the schedule :P

Korkor: BUT I didn't do anything wrong! I was fixing the wireless configuration so that your Jiejie can surf using the IBM as well!
Jiejie: Please leave me out of this, don't drag me in :P

And to compensate me, he fed me my supper at 9:54pm last night! Woah! Thats exactly 6 mins earlier than usual!

Korkor, you still owe me TWO mins and I'll be counting! Bleahhh ;)

Angry with Korkor

2008-11-13T13:54:00.009+08:00

My Korkor is really evil. Hng!

Jiejie: Now then you know ah? :P

Jiejie has been telling me about how evil Korkor is (because Korkor deliberately don't want to teach Jiejie how to switch on his PSP and load the Brain Games - he don't want her to play with his toy when he is not around!) although I always chose to give him the benefit of doubt. BUT last night, I am TOTALLY convinced that Korkor IS evil!

You see, I am a very disciplined dog. I like to do my things according to schedule. So according to my schedule, I am supposed to have my supper at 10:00pm and after that, I'll head for the bed straight. It's not good to eat and sleep immediately for human, but for doggies, you can eat ANYTIME hee!

I think my Korkor hates me for spoiling his Boon Lay market and so last night he ~~sort of deliberately~~ missed the scheduled time for my supper! He MISSED it! So petty and revengeful! Hng!

He spent the entire night fiddling with his IBM Thinkpad and ignored Jiejie's constant reminders to feed me my supper. I could have gotten Jiejie to do it but it's not as fun - Jiejie will just dump everything into the bowl while Korkor will ~~torture me and expect me to perform in front of Mummy to earn my treats~~ play with me a little first before surrendering the treats.

And yes. As a result, I missed my usual bedtime and could only sleep at 10:08pm. Shame on Korkor!!!! Hmmph!

About spoiling market

2008-11-12T11:12:00.006+08:00

*Gasp* Did you hear anything about the market that has been spoilt?

Jiejie mumbled this to me last night while I was half asleep so I didn't really hear very clearly, beauty sleep is more important, no?

I vaguely remember her saying things about ".... you are spoiling market.... dogs are supposed to watch the house and be the last to fall asleep.... why are you sleeping so early?.... now Mummy thinks that Korkor and I aren't sensible.... She said you are the most sensible.... you happy now.... you spoilt the market!"

Singlish (Singaporean English) Definition: spoil market
n.

A term used to describe someone who does his work so well, he makes his colleagues look bad.
“Check out how Ah Seng's report! Got leather binding and colour transparencies! He damn spoil market one.”

Source: www.talkingcock.com

I wonder which market is that? Could it be the Boon Lay Market? Thats the nearest market that I can remember. Oh no, does that means no more Midnight Express Nasi Lemak supper for Korkor ! *yawn*
Korkor: -_-"

Everybody is sick!

2008-11-04T18:00:00.004+08:00

Korkor is sick.

Jiejie is sick.

Daddy ~~thinks that he~~ is sick.

Mummy is on her regular dose of hypertension medication.

And I am proud to announce that I am the ONLY ONE in the household that is NOT on any medication *mega grin* :D
Korkor: Erm, do you think we should let her resume her medication?

NooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooo! *scream*

About rainy days

2008-10-28T12:16:00.000+08:00

Rainy days are perfect for lazing on bed, don't you think so?

I think I need a blanket, one for MYSELF, not shared with Korkor or Jiejie.
Jiejie: Does it matter? You'll end up snatching our blankets what!

About my date with Dr Ling

2008-10-22T10:27:00.001+08:00

I am due for a ~~hot date~~ review with Dr Ling this coming weekend.

I was happily planning the trip when the phone rang.

Dr Ling is sick! Oh my dog! Oh my dog! Oh my dog! Oh my dog!

The ~~mee see~~ clinic assistant who called Jiejie said that Dr Ling's finger (right hand) was bitten by a stray cat and the wound is now inflammed! She'll be going for an operation and will be away for at least 3 weeks! Gosh! The wound must be very bad :(

I was angry at that stray kitty at first because ~~it spoilt my plan~~ Dr Ling is a very gentle and friendly person and I cannot understand why the kitty would do such a thing to Dr Ling. Jiejie chided me and told me the kitty might have acted defensive because of painful past experience with humans and that I shouldn't jump to conclusion.

I hope Dr Ling will take good care and rest well. I hope the kitty will be ok too.

Now I need to think of another ~~excuse~~ reason to go out.

Korkor, I think my nails are very very very very long already you know? :P

About DIY Mud Spa :P

2008-10-20T12:58:00.009+08:00

I don't know if it is the Elimination Diet or other stuffs that I have been doing but the skin does seems to be healthier *touch wood*

And to share with you, one of the other stuffs which I have been doing is the weekly Mud Spa sessions :)

Jiejie heard from Dr Ling some pet owners commented that sending their pet for mud spa seems to help improve the skin condition. Well, Jiejie has developed this phobia of sending me to the groomers after our last unpleasant experience (I developed more rashes after the session) hence the idea of DIY Mud Spa for me came to her mind!
Korkor: *this crazy woman*

As she wasn't sure of what kind of "mud" would be suitable for my delicate skin, she sought the help from Jess Jiejie, the lovely owner of Yours Essentially. Jess Jiejie suggested White Kaolin Clay as it is the mildest clay available which is suitable for even the most sensitive skin. Jiejie did a patch test on me and monitored for a week just to ensure that I am not allergic to the clay. Hmmm.... is that consider animal testing? :P
Jiejie: No. Period.

The end result is a smoother and softer coat which I don't really like! Well, would you like it if your humans kept stroking you none-stop JUST to feel the smoothness and softness of your coat BUT not because they feel like sayang-ing (meaning: show affection for) you? Okok, I shouldn't be complaining, afterall, I am getting extra caressing :P

The DIY Mud Spa process is very simple. Jiejie will first shampoo me as per normal and after rinsing, she will apply the diluted clay all over me, paying more attention to the spots which I often had rashes. She will then leave the clay on me for a few minutes while she do some other stuffs like cleansing my pillow cases or toys. After a few minutes, she'll massage my coat again *ooooh I love this part* before proceeding to the final rinse.

I've been Spa-ed weekly for more than a month already and my skin condition improved tremendously. As such, she has placed an order for more clay :P
Korkor: 12oz?!!!! *this crazy woman*

About eating snake

2008-10-16T08:29:00.011+08:00

Disaster! Jiejie came home early yesterday and caught me "eating snake" (meaning: sleeping on the job)! I was not at the door performing my usual guard duty.

Jiejie, PLEASE believe me, I AM not sleeping! I am PRETENDING to be asleep! See! My ear is on standby! My ~~eyes~~ eye is half open!
Korkor: Oh reeeaaaaaally? "Mai Kay Kay" (meaning: Don't try to deny) :P

As a punishment, Jiejie say she will be taking the day off tomorrow to monitor me closely!

Dictionary: punishment
n.

1. The act or an instance of punishing.
2. The condition of being punished.
A penalty imposed for wrongdoing: “The severity of the punishment must . . . be in keeping with the kind of obligation which has been violated” (Simone Weil).
Rough handling; mistreatment: These old skis have taken a lot of punishment over the years.

Source: www.answers.com

Argh! Punishment? I don't quite understand this. But anyhow. Why didn't they tell me EARLIER?! *snigger*
Jiejie: Sigh.... I am not quite sure if I am punishing you OR punishing myself -_-"

About Uncle Sky

2008-10-14T17:41:00.005+08:00

This is Uncle Sky. His mummy Aunt P is the aunt of my Jiejie & Korkor so by right he should be my cousin but due to unknown reasons, my Korkor said Sky is my uncle hence that makes him my uncle.

I like ~~Uncle~~ Sky, although I know he gets irritated whenever I bugs him. It's okay ~~Uncle~~ Sky. Eventhough you snapped at me twice when you came to visit my mummy, I still like you.

Over the weekend, we overheard mummy talking about Uncle Sky.

Apparently, Jiejie's cousin - Cousin E (Aunt P's son) has just got married and will be moving to a new unit soon. Aunt P is supposed to move into the new unit with them. Cousin E's wife has make it a point that she does not want to have dogs in HER house and that makes Aunt P very upset.

I am puzzled because Cousin E's wife used to visit Aunt P every weekend and I didn't hear her complaining about ~~Uncle~~ Sky then. Jiejie said I cannot say bad things about Cousin E's wife changing her ~~face~~ attitude after the matrimony paper is signed eventhough it seems to be very obvious.

I hope mummy heard the wrong thing because IF THAT IS THE TRUTH, then this is very upsetting :( ~~Uncle~~ Sky has been with my Aunt P for almost 10 years and I am very sure Aunt P will be very very very very upset if she's not allowed to bring ~~Uncle~~ Sky to the new place.

Jiejie say I cannot say bad things about her Cousin E's wife eventhough I think that is terrible of Cousin E's wife to not allow ~~Uncle~~ Sky into the new place IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I must keep my cool eventhough I think that Cousin E's wife is cruel and hardhearted to even harbour that thought IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I must not lose my temper eventhough I think that Cousin E's wife is being unreasonable and unaccommodating IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I cannot comment much about Cousin E's wife because in Chinese customs, it is consider rude and not being respectful to comment about your seniors.
PS: Does that mean Jiejie ~~and Korkor~~ can comment since ~~both of~~ you are older than Cousin E and his wife?
Jiejie: Well....
Korkor: Don't ask so much.

Mummy said Aunt P told her that she might be getting her own place instead of staying with someone who doesn't like doggies. I sincerely hope that this is all a misunderstanding....

I hope this will never happen to me.... and ~~Uncle~~ Sky too :P

Lonely Lonely Night

2008-10-13T17:55:00.004+08:00

Jiejie: Why you kept asking Mummy to carry you?! You heavy bumbum!!

Korkor: Stop using our lateness as excuses for Mummy to carry you -_-"

Grumble

2008-10-10T18:21:00.001+08:00

I am not quite happy with ~~the performance of~~ Jiejie and Korkor for the past few nights.

First they came home late almost every night.
Korkor: Hello! What ALMOST EVERY night?! I was late only on Monday night!
Jiejie: Hello! What ALMOST EVERY night?! I was late only on Tuesday night!

Next they buried themselves with boring activities like cutting my pills, baking, watching TV and stuffs.... EXCEPT the most important thing -> Sleeping.

I really don't understand why the humans like to stay up so late. Especially when the bed is so comfy *grumble* :P

About my new present from Jiejie

2008-10-09T12:57:00.005+08:00

Jiejie bought me a new pressie but I am not happy about it :(

It's a tablet splitter/crusher that can split tablets in half or crush them into powder.

WHAT?! TABLET SPLITTER/CRUSHER???? Does that means more medications!? :S
Jiejie: Or you want me to use this to split/crush your treats? *sniggers*

Jiejie heard about this online website iHerb that sells nutritional supplements at very affordable prices when reading Joey's blog.

She found this toy while online shopping for some nutritional supplements. She placed the order immediately as they are currently having this USD3.99 international shipping promotion (USD1.99 for US customers). The average shipping duration to Singapore is about a week. Just for estimation, Jiejie placed the order last Thursday and she got this today.

If you are ordering for the first time, you can get USD5 off your order if you use a referral code at checkout.

Jiejie's referral code is WAN649 and if you use this code, you'll get USD5 off while she gets some credits based on your purchase total. In case you are curious about the reward programme, you can read about it here. Oh, and and when Jieije first ordered, she tried using the code (thanks to Joey's HC :) together with the shipping promotion and yep, it worked well :)

Jiejie is in cloud nine now because now she no longer needs to cut my medication using scissors and gets ridiculed by Korkor like last time.
Korkor: I NEVER!!!!

Guess what? I'm on TV!

2008-10-08T08:49:00.006+08:00

Hahahaha!!!!

And this is another of Jiejie's favourite :P

Thank you Lorenza for sharing this fun site :)

Try out the effects @ PhotoFunia and let me know which one you like best ya :)

Hurray!!!!

2008-10-07T10:44:00.002+08:00

I am so so so happy! Dad and Mum are not working for the whole of this week! That means I can sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep and sleep! Hurray!!!!

On side note, Korkor has been coming home quite late for the past one night resulting in me not being able to take my supper at the designated time. I prefer Korkor's style of preparing my supper. Jiejie is just too lazy because she'll just dump everything at one go.

SO.... Korkor, you should know what to do next, right? Hehe!

Presenting to you....

2008-10-06T10:51:00.003+08:00

The table that makes my legs go wobbly....

I am not sure if Dr Ling wants to sell this but please, if she does, make sure you beat my Jiejie to buying it!!!!

Double Standard.... But I like it :P

2008-10-03T17:58:00.006+08:00

I am not sure if this is common in your country BUT over here in Singapore, parents/grandparents like to buy these Squeaker Shoes that squeaks with every step their babies takes for their babies.

The truth is, my Jiejie is very very very irritated by that squeaky noise made by these shoes. Every night she'll complained to my mummy about the squeaky noise that came from our neighbour's kid who has just started to learn how to walk.
Mummy: Your Jiejie and Korkor worn those too, when they were learning how to walk :)
Jiejie: :I

And guess what she bought me yesterday?

A Squeaky Slipper. But why only one side? -_-"

My Jiejie will literally beams whenever she sees me playing the toys, biting on them.

Funny thing is that she is not irritated by the squeaky sound I made whenever I bite on the toy but she IS irritated by the squeaky noise my neighbour's baby made. Double standard, no?
Jiejie: No. Period.

Okok. I know my Jiejie loves me alot :)
Jiejie: GLAD that you are aware of that :P

I hope they remember....

2008-10-02T12:37:00.006+08:00

Exactly four years ago today, I was brought back to this place call home by Korkor. This is the picture Jiejie took then (the pair of hairy legs belongs to Eric Korkor and the one carrying me is Carol Jiejie - both good friends of my Korkor).

Jiejie said I was very timid and quiet and whiny :P Well, the truth is, my Jiejie looks very fierce if she don't smile :P

I hope they still remember today is the day.
Jiejie: Happy 4th Anniversary!
Korkor: Today meh? Cannot remember le....

Hmmph! Men! Bleahhhh....

And oh, I truly enjoyed myself yesterday! Except for the 2 hours guard duty that I had to perform while the humans sneaked out for dinner and came back with plastic bag labelled Sheng Shiong.... They went shopping without me!!!! Roaaarrrrrrr :P

About getting the day off :)

2008-09-30T11:43:00.008+08:00

Last night, after constantly staring at Jiejie for 10 minutes looking like THIS (see below)....

Yes!!!! I am getting an EXTRA day off tomorrow in lieu of my unexpected guard duty on Sunday :)
Jiejie: Actually.... it's a public holiday tomorrow in Singapore but as long as you are happy, you can call it an extra day off lor....

I didn't know it is going to be this easy hence I did not ~~extort~~ request for more stuffs like treats which Bentherotti suggested (Thanks pal!!!!) teeheehee! Oh well, I'm sure there's gonna be another chance soon!

Now I need to start planning what to do tomorrow.... Let's see, sleeping on Jiejie's bed till 10am, then adjourn to Korkor's bed till 1pm, then walk around to scan for foreign objects, then lie on balcony to enjoy the sun.... It's gonna be a VERY busy day I foresee!

Sad Sunday

2008-09-29T12:08:00.004+08:00

Saturdays and Sundays are suppose to be my rest day. I get to take the day off from performing my usual guard duty at the door when nobody is at home.

How would you feel if you were ask to ~~guard the door~~ work on your rest day? Well, that's what happened yesterday all thanks to Uncle S who brought Mummy and Korkor out for a car ride LAST MINUTE :(
Korkor: Er.... I didn't ask you to guard the door ok....

*Depressed* I hope they'll compensate me with day off-in-lieu soon :P

Happy Birthday to my Korkor

2008-09-26T00:01:00.002+08:00

It's my Korkor's birthday today and I would like to wish him a Happy Happy Birthday!

I hope Korkor will like the picture and daisy that I've selected for him heeheehee *sniggers*

And now my dear paw friends, please forgive me coz I NEED to run and hide before he kills me when he sees my masterpiece above....

Before I go.... *clears throat*

Happy Birthday to You....
Happy Birthday to You....
Happy Birthday to Korkor....
Happy Birthday to You!!!!

Old habit dies hard

2008-09-25T08:08:00.004+08:00

I know Jiejie has been complaining about me hogging the bed.

I know it is not right to hog the bed BUT I assure you, being a GOOD doggy, I have been trying out ways to change my habit.

So....

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

See! Got improvement right?! You only say it is not right to hog the bed BUT you didn't say I cannot hog the pillow right?! Heehee! Zzzzz....
Jiejie: -_-"

About my immune system

2008-09-24T12:27:00.001+08:00

Thank you folks who asked about what's wrong with me that I need to date the vet so frequently. It is embarassing but I'll tell you anyhow....

Despite my very hyperactive nature, I have an immune system disorder which is otherwise known as allergy. I don't know how true it is but they said skin allergy is quite common for my breed. From what I gather, allergy doesn't do much.... UNTIL when your immune system is weakened :(

I don't know what I am allergic to but when the immune system is weakened, I get unwelcomed visitors - Mr & Mrs Fungus :( When the immune system is strong, it will rejects these visitors. But when it is weak, the immune system cannot handle the fungal infection.

There are many causes for allergies. One of them being diet. The vegetarian diet was an attempt to find out if I am allergic to what I was eating before (i.e. meat).

I've been relying on medication all these while and that worries Jiejie, Korkor and everyone who knows about this.

This is what will happen after every trip to the vet :(

Jiejie will cut the tablets into the required dosage while Korkor will be responsible of packing my medication for individual days. I don't understand why they don't have the tablets available in different dosage though.
Jiejie: Ya! Why must they have weird instructions like ½ tablet or ¾ tablet? *grumbles*

About my 2nd visit to the vet

2008-09-23T11:16:00.003+08:00

Jiejie and Korkor brought me to see Dr Ling again. This is a follow-up review as Dr Ling has requested to see me again to check my condition after three weeks of medication.

Everything went fine. I even put on my best behaviour when left alone at the back seat.

Jiejie: Yayaya.... best behaviour for 2 seconds for me to take photo only :P

Korkor did not miss the right exit *phew*. I had to occasionally move forward abit to give him the directions.
Korkor: I know the directions VERY WELL!!!!

We reached just in time. As I've just started on my vegetarian diet, it was too early to tell if it was helping. Dr Ling told Jiejie to bring me back again for anther review two weeks later. which means another outting for me hehe!

The only thing which I am not very happy with is what my Jiejie did - she asked Dr Ling if she is selling her table. Apparently Jiejie finds it very amusing to see me tremble while standing on that table and she think it's because of the table. See me going wobbly so funny meh???? Hmmph!

*Serious tone*
Dr Ling, I think you are a very good vet. I sincerely hope that you DO NOT take my Jiejie's words seriously and no, please do not start selling furniture :P

My first award :)

2008-09-22T08:27:00.000+08:00

Yay!!!! I've received my very first award from my new friend Desert pups :)

Thanks you Desert pups dear, I love reading your blog too :)

There are some rules that I need to follow - sorry if I got anything wrong as this is the first time I am receiving an award teeheehee :)

The winner can put the logo on his/her blog.
Link the person you received your award from.
Nominate seven other blogs.
Put links of those blogs on yours.
Leave a message on the blogs that you've nominated.

My nominations *drumroll*

About my closet?!

2008-09-19T08:53:00.012+08:00

Reading Lorenza's latest post makes me envious. Look at her closet then look at mine!

Jiejie: Erm.... Sorry, you DO NOT have a closet dear....

Erm, sorry. Jiejie just reminded me that I DO NOT have a closet. WHY? Because the collection is miserable - I can count the number of outfits I have with ONE single paw!!!! *roar*

This is the first outfit Jiejie got for me. Check out my cute butt and sexy short tail :P

Using the first outfit as reference, my Mummy made me this second one. I like this piece a lot - well, it's my first and only low waist hehe :P

Then as I slowly grow bigger, so did my *ahem* assets. Jiejie bought me this third outfit so as to conceal my assets away from those lustful eyes :P

This spaghetti top is quite suitable for Singapore's weather, except that the straps kept falling off *blow wolf whistles*

Those are the only three outfits that I have. Miserable, no? :I

Eye massage

2008-09-18T08:44:00.004+08:00

Yesterday evening after dinner, Jiejie was sitting down on the floor watching TV.

So, as usual, I'll just walk over and help myself with ~~the bolster~~ her leg :)

I think Jiejie must be in a very good mood because apart from sponsoring her leg, she gave me an additional eye massage *happy* It was so good that I almost fell asleep!

About my new toy

2008-09-17T10:02:00.000+08:00

Jiejie bought me a treat which has no smell. Strange.
Jiejie: It NOT a treat. It's a toy -_-"

It's a banana, with a smiling face. You think I'll spare you just because you smile sweetly at me? :P

Anyway, Jiejie was very amazed many minutes later, after she handed me the treat. This is what I did.

I peeled the skin. I thought that's elementary, no? Me no understand why my Jiejie go gaga over the fact that I know how to peel? Oh well~

I love playing with the new toy but Jiejie say no playing when it is bed time.... oh well....

About going vegetarian

2008-09-16T09:27:00.007+08:00

On the last visit, Dr Ling suggested to Jiejie and Korkor to put me on Elimination Diet. She actually recommended something vegetarian. As I still have half a bagful of prescription diet (Eukanuba Response Formula) left, Jiejie decided to finish that first before trying out the new diet.

Now, being a good doggy, I decided to help her by finishing up the half bag as quickly as I could :)

Jiejie: Yayaya....

Now that the mission has been accomplished, it is time to reveal what I'll be having from today onwards!

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Dr Ling recommended that I try the Addiction Zen Vegetarian Dog Food which has the wellness formula for dogs allergic to meat and rich in Omega 3 & 6 for healthier skin and coat. Phew!!!! Fortunately I am not allergic to food, else really mega sadness leh~

Here's the ingredients list for those who are interested in what I'll be stuffing my tummy with from today onwards.

Jiejie let me tasted some while she was transferring the contents to the container yesterday.

My review:
TASTE YUMMY!!!! *SLURP*
Korkor: Everything taste yummy to you what!

Eh....

Well, I kind of like the name of this.... Zen Vegetarian.... Wonder will it help in improving my meditation skills....

Bee Bee is a good girl :)

2008-09-15T14:35:00.003+08:00

Jiejie wants to test the video recording function of her new phone hence this post :P

About Mid Autumn Festival

2008-09-12T11:17:00.010+08:00

It is Mid Autumn Festival (also known as the "Mooncake Festival", also also known as the "Lantern Festival") this coming Sunday.

From this year onwards, I have decided that I DO NOT like ~~Mooncake~~ Mid Autumn Festival. Period.
Jiejie: Are you trying to imitate me?

Hnnnnnnnnng!!!!

About monitoring Jiejie closely

2008-09-11T17:48:00.006+08:00

One of the many things I like to do is to lean on Jiejie's fat legs :P

It's soft and comfy.... just like a warm cushion all thanks to the amount of fat present...
Jiejie: -_-"

PLUS this is also the BEST way to monitor her closely - for example, if she stands up ~~and goes to kitchen for food~~, I can IMMEDIATELY ~~cheong ah!!!!~~ follow.... :P

Day 14 of no bone bone from Jiejie :(

2008-09-10T20:09:00.002+08:00

After two weeks, finally we are seeing improvements from the weighing scale.

Improvement of 100g nia....

PS: I STILL think that there is something wrong with the weighing scale.... *pout*

Ohoh! Jess Jiejie asked my Jiejie to ask me if I like BBQ.... My answer.... OF COURSE I LIKE LAR!!!! Got Bee Bee in it leh! And Bee Bee of course Cute lar! BeeBeeCute!!!! Bee Bee like!!!!

Deprived!

2008-09-09T09:01:00.005+08:00

Sadness :(

Today, both Jiejie and Korkor left the house before 6:30am.

Why sad? Because usually Jiejie will be the first to leave the house at around 6:30am, follow by Korkor at around 8+. When both of them leave together, it means I am deprived of approximately 2 hours of sleeping on Korkor's bed!

As a result, my guard duty at the door starts early today :P

Korkor you better come home early tonight so that I can claim back my 2 hours!

About blogging II

2008-09-08T17:18:00.001+08:00

Another photo of me blogging :)

About my waist

2008-09-05T09:48:00.002+08:00

Jess Jiejie was asking my Jiejie about my erm waist.

Apparently the above photo (also found on my previous post) gave her a very ~~STRONG~~ WRONG idea that I am FAT.... She CANNOT find my waist!

*cough*

Jess Jiejie, I assure you it is the definitely the angle! SOMPAH!!!! My Jiejie is terrible when it comes to finding the right angle to take a good photo.

Well, I figured that the only way to make her believe is to show her this (see below).

There! Can see my waist now?!?! I got waist de!!

PS: Important areas are marked with daisies for OBVIOUS reason :P

About the bed hogger

2008-09-04T09:28:00.007+08:00

Jiejie and I share the same bed.
Jiejie: What SHARE? That is MY bed!

As I have mentioned in this post, I have the good habit of helping myself to the bed when it is bedtime, even when Jiejie is busy watching some Taiwanese Entertainment show about some act cute boys on TV.

This is what will usually happen first. I'll hop on to the bed and try to make myself comfy.

Jiejie: This IS a super single bed. Do you have to sleep horizontally?! Where do you expect me to sleep?!

Hmmm.... yahor.... good question <- This will be my reply to Jiejie, coupled with the "oh yahor" look as captured below.
And finally, I'll adjourn to the next position so that she can join me. So SWEEEEEEET of me right? Ya I know :)
Jiejie: .... *speechless*

Now the bed is nice and warm for Jiejie to sleep in. So SWEEEEEEET of me right? Ya I know :D

About my name

2008-09-03T14:58:00.005+08:00

Last night, Jiejie was going through the basket which contains my medications and she realised that the previous animal clinic actually recorded my name wrongly.

They recorded the name as "Bibi". Maybe they think I look like peranakan? Hmmmm.....

Jiejie cannot remember why I was named Ong Bee Bee but she vaguely recall that it has got something to do with the suggestion given by one of Korkor's friends (Think it is Carol Jiejie).

Well, Jiejie wasn't in favour of the name in the beginning. She wanted to name me "Meow" actually.... Phew~ *wipe cold sweat*
Jiejie: :P

Whichever the case, the whole family finally agreed to the name "Ong Bee Bee". Bee as in buzzing bee ya know?

And I think this name really describes me very well. Check my sting out! See!

Ong Bee Bee and her sting :)

About double standards

2008-09-02T12:51:00.006+08:00

Dr Ling from Namly Animal Clinic told Jiejie that my condition is most likely due to allergy. Allergic to what - she said it could be due to diet and possibly environmental (we hope not!). She told Jiejie to put me on elimination diet first to see if that is the reason.

Elimination diet means nothing else except the dry food prescribed by the vet. No carrots. No potatoes. Not even apples!!!!

Now whenever I attempt to charm her with my doeful eyes, Jiejie will cuddle me every time and mumble something about whatever she is doing is for my own good.

BUT I CAN TELL YOU............................ Double standard lor! *hmphhh*

Well, Jiejie is down with flu - her throat is inflammed and her nose blocked. See the basket of tissue she wasted!?!

STILL, she had Hainanese Chicken Rice with huge serving of chilli for dinner on Sunday night and yesterday she had Bak Chor Mee dried style with EXTRA Chilli!!!! I even caught her loittering near the fridge and checking the freezer out, attempting to help herself with the potong ice-cream which Mummy bought!!!!

What is this!!!! NOT FAIR!!!!
Jiejie: This is call using poison to fight poison :P

PS: Does that mean I can use ~~treats~~ poison to fight the ~~allergy~~ poison too?
Jiejie: No. Period.

About falling sick

2008-09-01T10:03:00.000+08:00

Jiejie don't like it when I fall sick.

One main reason is because she needs to cut my medication.

Sigh.... I also don't like it when I fall sick.

Day 2 of no bone bone from Jiejie :(

2008-08-29T08:59:00.004+08:00

Jiejie is really hard-hearted. When she say no bone bone, she mean business :P

Mummy's not working today hence she said I could take the day off and sleep longer. In other words, breakfast will not be served at 4:30am today hmph! Well, if I can't eat, I'll sleep then!

Going on diet :P

2008-08-28T09:46:00.005+08:00

Garrrrrrr......

In view of the recent weight increment, Jiejie has decided to put me on diet. No more waffles. No more bone bone!!!! Can someone please let her know it's not me?! It's the spoilt weighing machine!

Jiejie said apart from cutting down on the intakes, I must also increase my outputs (you mean poo poo more?).
Jiejie: I am talking about EXERCISE lar!!!!

To get me started, she is drafting some aerobics schedule.

There's a Chinese saying that goes "To allow one to perform well in his/her task, he/she must first be given the right tool" (工欲善其事必先利其器)....

And so, I got my attire ready :) But erm, it's also time for a short nap. I'll carry on with the ~~output thingie~~ exercising after my nap ya!

About the Weighing Machine

2008-08-27T08:27:00.001+08:00

We have a digital weighing machine at home which Korkor frequently uses - well, roughly about 2 to 5 times per day depending on how many meals he's eaten for that day. Yep. My Korkor is absolutely obsessed with weighing himself so to speak.

As for me, I will play with it once in a blue moon just to check if I have put on weight.
Jiejie: Yayaya! Don't bluff! You use it as a "stepping stone" to reach and inspect my bag!

My weight has been constantly fluctuating between 6.3kg to 6.5kg. Ok. Sometimes (very rarely) I will hit 6.789999999999kg :P
Jiejie: I thought our weighing machine measures only up to one decimal point leh....

I think Korkor's obsession with weighing himself has gone a little overboard and as a result, I think the weighing machine is now SPOILT.

How do I know that it's spoilt? The weighing machine said I weigh 7.0kg! Of course it IS spoilt! ARGH!!!!

Wafflicious!

2008-08-26T08:54:00.003+08:00

Jiejie is into this waffle-making thingie of late, all thanks to her friends Lil jiejie and Jess jiejie.

I really really like Lil jiejie and Jess jiejie alot. Thanks to them, I now get to savor freshly made waffles in penguin shapes *slurp* :)~

It would have been better if they come with toppings like Tom & Jerry ice-cream or Nutella though.... Okok, how about strawberry jam? It's pink you know? Can can?

Jiejie: No. Period.

The Bee-cuum Cleaner

2008-08-25T11:15:00.006+08:00

For a doggy, I have a very busy schedule. I am always on the run due to the multiple roles and responsibilities that I am given.

One of the most important tasks that I am assigned to do daily is to bee-cuum the floor whenever foreign edible objects is sighted. This is a very stressful job.

I have to be constantly on the look out for invasion of foreign objects and when spotted, I must rushed immediately to the spot before Jiejie or Korkor notice AND bee-cuum that foreign object! It doesn't help that Jiejie is professionally trained in Housekeeping. Stress sia~

Thanks to Daddy who frequently drop food unknowingly onto the floor, I am never and don't think I will be out of job.

About blogging

2008-08-22T18:04:00.001+08:00

Korkor has been telling his colleagues about my blog. And more often than not, they don't really believe that it is really me blogging.

Well, I can't really blame them because I have a Korkor who loves to "how siao" (Meaning: Brag).

ANYWAY, believe it or not, I do blog albeit not regularly BUT BUT BUT still MUCH MUCH MUCH better than my lazy Korkor who can blog using ONE post to "gao dai" (Meaning: to account for) the ENTIRE month :P

About beauty sleep

2008-08-22T08:38:00.016+08:00

Do you know sleep is very crucial? Even for beauties like ME?
[Korkor: *puke*]

According to some beauty gurus and Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) practitioners, the best time for sleeping is between 10pm to 3am as this is the time where cellular replenishing of nutrients is carried out.

Due to my hectic schedule (Well, 10pm is supposed to be my supper time), the earliest that I can go to bed is 10:15pm. But to compensate, I will sleep all the way through till 4am as that is also about the time that I need to wake my Mummy up.
[Jiejie: Yaya! Thats the time when you start bugging Mummy for breakfast! All you can think about is FOOD!]

There are times when the time is up but my Jiejie (who sleeps together with me) still refuse to go to bed. My Korkor blamed it on her recent addiction to some silly Taiwanese entertainment show on Channel 102 which featured a group of act cute boys. As a result of this, I am deprived of my beauty sleep! This is SO wrong!

Now, for a doggy, I am very very conscious about my beauty sleep. At times like this, I will be very independent. Instead of waiting for Jiejie to go to bed, I will help myself to her super single bed. For a doggy, I've got very good self-discipline.
[Jiejie: Yayaya! But no self-discipline when it comes to food hor?!]

What to do? Beauty sleep is more important ah mah!

PS: Korkor, please sleep early. Beauty sleep is also good for guys and their naggy mummy, not only beauties like me :P

Disappointed.... abit lah!

2008-08-21T09:55:00.007+08:00

Jiejie will always cuddle me every morning after she finishes her breakfast. She will massage my dark eye circles for a few rounds, mumbling something to herself about me being the cutest and then plant a kiss on me....

Today, she forgot. SHE FORGOT!!!! As a result, I think my eye circles getting darker due to lack of massage!

Sad and disappointed sia~ But heng heng she remembered my doggy bone! Phew! Else it would be mega sadness leh!

Korkor's Daddy

2008-08-20T17:54:00.003+08:00

Korkor's daddy is a blur daddy. After being daddy of Korkor and Jiejie for dunno how many donkey years he STILL don't know that Korkor and Jiejie only want meepok for their bak chor mee....

Jiejie wants her camera!!!!

2008-08-20T11:49:00.001+08:00

Korkor promised to get Jiejie a new camera but he still never do anything about it. As a result Jiejie got nothing to blog about.

It's all Korkor's fault! Hmmph! :P