Day 2 of no bone bone from Jiejie :(

Jiejie is really hard-hearted. When she say no bone bone, she mean business :P

Mummy's not working today hence she said I could take the day off and sleep longer. In other words, breakfast will not be served at 4:30am today hmph! Well, if I can't eat, I'll sleep then!

Going on diet :P

Garrrrrrr......

In view of the recent weight increment, Jiejie has decided to put me on diet. No more waffles. No more bone bone!!!! Can someone please let her know it's not me?! It's the spoilt weighing machine!

Jiejie said apart from cutting down on the intakes, I must also increase my outputs (you mean poo poo more?).
Jiejie: I am talking about EXERCISE lar!!!!

To get me started, she is drafting some aerobics schedule.

There's a Chinese saying that goes "To allow one to perform well in his/her task, he/she must first be given the right tool" (工欲善其事必先利其器)....

And so, I got my attire ready :) But erm, it's also time for a short nap. I'll carry on with the output thingie exercising after my nap ya!

About the Weighing Machine

We have a digital weighing machine at home which Korkor frequently uses - well, roughly about 2 to 5 times per day depending on how many meals he's eaten for that day. Yep. My Korkor is absolutely obsessed with weighing himself so to speak.

As for me, I will play with it once in a blue moon just to check if I have put on weight.
Jiejie: Yayaya! Don't bluff! You use it as a "stepping stone" to reach and inspect my bag!

My weight has been constantly fluctuating between 6.3kg to 6.5kg. Ok. Sometimes (very rarely) I will hit 6.789999999999kg :P
Jiejie: I thought our weighing machine measures only up to one decimal point leh....

I think Korkor's obsession with weighing himself has gone a little overboard and as a result, I think the weighing machine is now SPOILT.

How do I know that it's spoilt? The weighing machine said I weigh 7.0kg! Of course it IS spoilt! ARGH!!!!

Wafflicious!

Jiejie is into this waffle-making thingie of late, all thanks to her friends Lil jiejie and Jess jiejie.

I really really like Lil jiejie and Jess jiejie alot. Thanks to them, I now get to savor freshly made waffles in penguin shapes *slurp* :)~

It would have been better if they come with toppings like Tom & Jerry ice-cream or Nutella though.... Okok, how about strawberry jam? It's pink you know? Can can?

Jiejie: No. Period.

The Bee-cuum Cleaner

For a doggy, I have a very busy schedule. I am always on the run due to the multiple roles and responsibilities that I am given.

One of the most important tasks that I am assigned to do daily is to bee-cuum the floor whenever foreign edible objects is sighted. This is a very stressful job.

I have to be constantly on the look out for invasion of foreign objects and when spotted, I must rushed immediately to the spot before Jiejie or Korkor notice AND bee-cuum that foreign object! It doesn't help that Jiejie is professionally trained in Housekeeping. Stress sia~

Thanks to Daddy who frequently drop food unknowingly onto the floor, I am never and don't think I will be out of job.

About blogging

Korkor has been telling his colleagues about my blog. And more often than not, they don't really believe that it is really me blogging.

Well, I can't really blame them because I have a Korkor who loves to "how siao" (Meaning: Brag).


ANYWAY, believe it or not, I do blog albeit not regularly BUT BUT BUT still MUCH MUCH MUCH better than my lazy Korkor who can blog using ONE post to "gao dai" (Meaning: to account for) the ENTIRE month :P

About beauty sleep

Do you know sleep is very crucial? Even for beauties like ME?
[Korkor: *puke*]

According to some beauty gurus and Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) practitioners, the best time for sleeping is between 10pm to 3am as this is the time where cellular replenishing of nutrients is carried out.

Due to my hectic schedule (Well, 10pm is supposed to be my supper time), the earliest that I can go to bed is 10:15pm. But to compensate, I will sleep all the way through till 4am as that is also about the time that I need to wake my Mummy up.
[Jiejie: Yaya! Thats the time when you start bugging Mummy for breakfast! All you can think about is FOOD!]

There are times when the time is up but my Jiejie (who sleeps together with me) still refuse to go to bed. My Korkor blamed it on her recent addiction to some silly Taiwanese entertainment show on Channel 102 which featured a group of act cute boys. As a result of this, I am deprived of my beauty sleep! This is SO wrong!

Now, for a doggy, I am very very conscious about my beauty sleep. At times like this, I will be very independent. Instead of waiting for Jiejie to go to bed, I will help myself to her super single bed. For a doggy, I've got very good self-discipline.
[Jiejie: Yayaya! But no self-discipline when it comes to food hor?!]

What to do? Beauty sleep is more important ah mah!


PS: Korkor, please sleep early. Beauty sleep is also good for guys and their naggy mummy, not only beauties like me :P

Disappointed.... abit lah!

Jiejie will always cuddle me every morning after she finishes her breakfast. She will massage my dark eye circles for a few rounds, mumbling something to herself about me being the cutest and then plant a kiss on me....


Today, she forgot. SHE FORGOT!!!! As a result, I think my eye circles getting darker due to lack of massage!

Sad and disappointed sia~ But heng heng she remembered my doggy bone! Phew! Else it would be mega sadness leh!

Korkor's Daddy

Korkor's daddy is a blur daddy. After being daddy of Korkor and Jiejie for dunno how many donkey years he STILL don't know that Korkor and Jiejie only want meepok for their bak chor mee....

Jiejie wants her camera!!!!

Korkor promised to get Jiejie a new camera but he still never do anything about it. As a result Jiejie got nothing to blog about.

It's all Korkor's fault! Hmmph! :P