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This morning, I caught Jiejie crying over this (see vid below).

Silly Jiejie. It's just a car what!
Jiejie: -_-"

Is it obvious enough?

Bee Bee wanna go out and play TOO!!!!


Do you think they'll get my hint?

PS: In case you are wondering why my shoes slippers footwear aren't of the same shade, well, below is a picture of how they look like thru my eyes :P

Bye Bye Uncle Sky

Mum break the news to Jiejie, Korkor and me about Uncle Sky. He left us last Sunday.

I am angry but Jiejie said I must not jump to conclusion that Uncle Sky was ill-treated and not well taken care of.

All I know is Aunt P must be devastated.

I dunno. But I really hate to say goodbye :(

Byebye Uncle Sky.... Hope you have a bigger space to run about at Rainbow Bridge.... Hope you will not fall sick again and NEVER be left untreated....

I don't need a new toy when I have my Jiejie :P

Jiejie came home excitedly last night and told me about this new toy which she saw from Snoopygirl's blog.



Yes, it's cute but it could have been better if they could add in a treats dispenser that dispenses treats AUTOMATICALLY when the ball is fed in, don't you agree?

Oh! Oh! It'll be PERFECT if it comes with a belly massage function :D

Erm.... Come to think of it, I already have the manual version of it my Jiejie *beams*
Jiejie: :S

Tagged!!!!

I've been tagged by my friends Cocoa and Barley to do the fifth file meme!

The rules are:

"Open a document or file folder, click on the fifth folder and then the fifth photo. Post the photo and describe it. Then tag 5 other bloggers."

Well.

I found this.

*Censored*

To protect you from scares and nightmares, the pic has been edited.


This was taken almost three years ago, some time in March 2006.

*Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests* *Protests*
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Okok, so you want to see the original un-edited not-so-edited version? Sure?

Here goes!

Me with my evil eyes :P I did warn you k!

I know I am supposed to tag someone but I am just too lazy so.... ;)

Special credits to Lil Jiejie who taught my Jiejie how to do that bling bling sparkle thingie :P

I need training

*Excited*

Did you peeps read about the Most Sporty Looking Dog Contest? Jiejie read about this contest organised by Cody and his human sister and was contemplating sending in my entry teeheehee!

In view of that, she and Korkor have been training me real hard. Here's me training with Korkor ;)

I doubt I will be able to train in time for this contest ---- nevermind, I'll try for the one in 2010, who knows I might be able to participate in the Pawlympics too ;)

Miss me?

Huat ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Did you enjoyed your Chinese New Year? I certainly DID NOT!


I've been terribly busy for the past two weeks as I got to take care of my Jiejie who's on leave for a week (Jan 24 till Feb 1). When I thought I can finally have some quality time alone at home, my Korkor had to spoil my plans by deciding to take leave as well and this time it'll be TWO WEEKS!!!! No break for me at all! SooOOOooo tiring you know? ;)

By the way, although Chinese New Year falls on 2009 Jan 27, Spring officially starts only on Feb 4 which is yesterday :) For babies born before Feb 4, you are still a Rat when it comes to Chinese Horoscope so do take note ya ;)

Happy 2009 :)

Happy 2009 to all my pals :D

Sorry that I have not been visiting - Jiejie has been neglecting my blog due to some unhappy incidents at work. Hopefully by end of this week things would be better and sorted out....

I've been bugging Jiejie to help me update the blog with my 2009 resolutions after reading a few doggie blogs and finally she said yes *phew*

My 2009 Resolutions:

• Eat less and lose weight Be more picky about food
  
• Build up my immune system
  
• Don't chew my paws when Jiejie is around
  
• Be kind to my toys when Jiejie is around

That's me, hugging my Banana toy to sleep and protecting it from Jiejie evil forces :) Quite a miracle that the toy is still alive and around :P

And since Korkor and Jiejie don't have habit of making any resolutions, I am going to help them list out theirs this round, so sweet of me right? Heehee!

My 2009 Resolutions for Korkor

• Be more hardworking
• Sleep earlier in the morning at night and not let Mummy worry about him falling asleep with the TV switched on
  
• Find a girlfriend who is NOT like Zhen Zhu from The Little Nyonya or Sammy from Love Blossoms I & II
• Settle his COE thingie and not let Mummy nag at him again on the same issue
• Empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
• Another empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
• Yet another empty slot - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something
• The last empty slot^*Note - to be completed when Jiejie can think of something

^*Note Subject to additionssSSss at Jiejie's discretions ;)

Korkor's My 2009 Resolutions for Jiejie:

• Lose weight and shed that fatty bum
• Be able to wash the mug everynight before going to sleep without being reminded
• Be able to switch off her own lights every night before going to sleep without relying on Korkor to help her switch it off
• Don't be so strict on Bee Bee when she is chewing her paws, be STRICTER!!!!

Busy Busy Busy :)

I know it's kind of late but FINALLY Jiejie has completed the cards for the Christmas Card Exchange :)

I tried to help a little but she kept complaining about me folding the origami the wrong way :P End up she has gotta do all the 100+ origami Christmas trees all by herself! It's fun seeing her doing all the folding while I am lying on my comfy pillow chilling out hehe :P

She however allowed me to play with the new cutter that produces a really cute cut-out that coincidentally resembles me especially the cute muzzle, fat bum and short tail.

The colors were chosen by my Jiejie as I have no particular preference (it's either black, white or grey if you let me choose :P).

But my Jiejie is STILL very obsessed with her Feng Shui stuffs when doing the cards. See even the way she aligned the envelopes for taking this photo has a Feng Shui meaning -_-"

Jiejie: It's elementary dear.... Wood (green) nourishes Fire (orange) which in turns nourishes Earth (yellow)....
Me: Yawn....

All these will be posted out tomorrow :)


Cards Received

Korkor was really surprised and jealous when he saw the number of cards attention to me when he checks the mailbox yesterday.

The cards were lovely and it was really fun seeing my name on the envelopes :D Korkor laughed when he saw King King's card - it was attention to Miss Ong Bee Bee hehe!

Thanks Simba! Thanks Lady, Zena and Cody! Thanks King King! Thanks Amber-Mae!

Hello!

I've not been updating my blog for quite some time ALL THANKS to my Jiejie :P

Jiejie has been busy with attending Four Pillars classes and as a result of that, I hardly see her at home EXCEPT when it's time to sleep. Now that the course has ended, I finally get to spend more time with her :)

Just when I thought finally we could have more quality time together, that mad woman had to ruin it by deciding to revise her notes on Feng Shui Applications :P

Oops! There's this trick on the notes that teaches people how to deal with kids who are hyperactive. Let me cover it before she notices it and decides to use it on me.... shhhh....

But Jiejie, I think you should use the "make lazy people hardworking" trick on Korkor the lazy bum though :P *runs and hides*

Updates - Not SO angry with Korkor now....

After reading the last post and the comments left by all you sweet beings (I lub you all!), my Korkor finally admits that it was his mistake NOT RIGHT of him to miss the schedule :P

Korkor: BUT I didn't do anything wrong! I was fixing the wireless configuration so that your Jiejie can surf using the IBM as well!
Jiejie: Please leave me out of this, don't drag me in :P

And to compensate me, he fed me my supper at 9:54pm last night! Woah! Thats exactly 6 mins earlier than usual!

Korkor, you still owe me TWO mins and I'll be counting! Bleahhh ;)

Angry with Korkor

My Korkor is really evil. Hng!

Jiejie: Now then you know ah? :P

Jiejie has been telling me about how evil Korkor is (because Korkor deliberately don't want to teach Jiejie how to switch on his PSP and load the Brain Games - he don't want her to play with his toy when he is not around!) although I always chose to give him the benefit of doubt. BUT last night, I am TOTALLY convinced that Korkor IS evil!

You see, I am a very disciplined dog. I like to do my things according to schedule. So according to my schedule, I am supposed to have my supper at 10:00pm and after that, I'll head for the bed straight. It's not good to eat and sleep immediately for human, but for doggies, you can eat ANYTIME hee!

I think my Korkor hates me for spoiling his Boon Lay market and so last night he sort of deliberately missed the scheduled time for my supper! He MISSED it! So petty and revengeful! Hng!

He spent the entire night fiddling with his IBM Thinkpad and ignored Jiejie's constant reminders to feed me my supper. I could have gotten Jiejie to do it but it's not as fun - Jiejie will just dump everything into the bowl while Korkor will torture me and expect me to perform in front of Mummy to earn my treats play with me a little first before surrendering the treats.

And yes. As a result, I missed my usual bedtime and could only sleep at 10:08pm. Shame on Korkor!!!! Hmmph!

About spoiling market

*Gasp* Did you hear anything about the market that has been spoilt?

Jiejie mumbled this to me last night while I was half asleep so I didn't really hear very clearly, beauty sleep is more important, no?

I vaguely remember her saying things about ".... you are spoiling market.... dogs are supposed to watch the house and be the last to fall asleep.... why are you sleeping so early?.... now Mummy thinks that Korkor and I aren't sensible.... She said you are the most sensible.... you happy now.... you spoilt the market!"

Singlish (Singaporean English) Definition: spoil market
n.

1. A term used to describe someone who does his work so well, he makes his colleagues look bad.
   “Check out how Ah Seng's report! Got leather binding and colour transparencies! He damn spoil market one.”

Source: www.talkingcock.com

I wonder which market is that? Could it be the Boon Lay Market? Thats the nearest market that I can remember. Oh no, does that means no more Midnight Express Nasi Lemak supper for Korkor ! *yawn*
Korkor: -_-"

Everybody is sick!

Korkor is sick.

Jiejie is sick.

Daddy thinks that he is sick.

Mummy is on her regular dose of hypertension medication.

And I am proud to announce that I am the ONLY ONE in the household that is NOT on any medication *mega grin* :D
Korkor: Erm, do you think we should let her resume her medication?

NooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOooooo! *scream*

About rainy days

Rainy days are perfect for lazing on bed, don't you think so?

I think I need a blanket, one for MYSELF, not shared with Korkor or Jiejie.
Jiejie: Does it matter? You'll end up snatching our blankets what!

About my date with Dr Ling

I am due for a hot date review with Dr Ling this coming weekend.

I was happily planning the trip when the phone rang.

Dr Ling is sick! Oh my dog! Oh my dog! Oh my dog! Oh my dog!

The mee see clinic assistant who called Jiejie said that Dr Ling's finger (right hand) was bitten by a stray cat and the wound is now inflammed! She'll be going for an operation and will be away for at least 3 weeks! Gosh! The wound must be very bad :(

I was angry at that stray kitty at first because it spoilt my plan Dr Ling is a very gentle and friendly person and I cannot understand why the kitty would do such a thing to Dr Ling. Jiejie chided me and told me the kitty might have acted defensive because of painful past experience with humans and that I shouldn't jump to conclusion.

I hope Dr Ling will take good care and rest well. I hope the kitty will be ok too.

Now I need to think of another excuse reason to go out.

Korkor, I think my nails are very very very very long already you know? :P

About DIY Mud Spa :P

I don't know if it is the Elimination Diet or other stuffs that I have been doing but the skin does seems to be healthier *touch wood*

And to share with you, one of the other stuffs which I have been doing is the weekly Mud Spa sessions :)

Jiejie heard from Dr Ling some pet owners commented that sending their pet for mud spa seems to help improve the skin condition. Well, Jiejie has developed this phobia of sending me to the groomers after our last unpleasant experience (I developed more rashes after the session) hence the idea of DIY Mud Spa for me came to her mind!
Korkor: *this crazy woman*

As she wasn't sure of what kind of "mud" would be suitable for my delicate skin, she sought the help from Jess Jiejie, the lovely owner of Yours Essentially. Jess Jiejie suggested White Kaolin Clay as it is the mildest clay available which is suitable for even the most sensitive skin. Jiejie did a patch test on me and monitored for a week just to ensure that I am not allergic to the clay. Hmmm.... is that consider animal testing? :P
Jiejie: No. Period.

The end result is a smoother and softer coat which I don't really like! Well, would you like it if your humans kept stroking you none-stop JUST to feel the smoothness and softness of your coat BUT not because they feel like sayang-ing (meaning: show affection for) you? Okok, I shouldn't be complaining, afterall, I am getting extra caressing :P

The DIY Mud Spa process is very simple. Jiejie will first shampoo me as per normal and after rinsing, she will apply the diluted clay all over me, paying more attention to the spots which I often had rashes. She will then leave the clay on me for a few minutes while she do some other stuffs like cleansing my pillow cases or toys. After a few minutes, she'll massage my coat again *ooooh I love this part* before proceeding to the final rinse.

I've been Spa-ed weekly for more than a month already and my skin condition improved tremendously. As such, she has placed an order for more clay :P
Korkor: 12oz?!!!! *this crazy woman*

About eating snake

Disaster! Jiejie came home early yesterday and caught me "eating snake" (meaning: sleeping on the job)! I was not at the door performing my usual guard duty.

Jiejie, PLEASE believe me, I AM not sleeping! I am PRETENDING to be asleep! See! My ear is on standby! My eyes eye is half open!
Korkor: Oh reeeaaaaaally? "Mai Kay Kay" (meaning: Don't try to deny) :P

As a punishment, Jiejie say she will be taking the day off tomorrow to monitor me closely!

Dictionary: punishment
n.

1. 1. The act or an instance of punishing.
   2. The condition of being punished.
2. A penalty imposed for wrongdoing: “The severity of the punishment must . . . be in keeping with the kind of obligation which has been violated” (Simone Weil).
3. Rough handling; mistreatment: These old skis have taken a lot of punishment over the years.

Source: www.answers.com

Argh! Punishment? I don't quite understand this. But anyhow. Why didn't they tell me EARLIER?! *snigger*
Jiejie: Sigh.... I am not quite sure if I am punishing you OR punishing myself -_-"

About Uncle Sky

This is Uncle Sky. His mummy Aunt P is the aunt of my Jiejie & Korkor so by right he should be my cousin but due to unknown reasons, my Korkor said Sky is my uncle hence that makes him my uncle.

I like Uncle Sky, although I know he gets irritated whenever I bugs him. It's okay Uncle Sky. Eventhough you snapped at me twice when you came to visit my mummy, I still like you.

Over the weekend, we overheard mummy talking about Uncle Sky.

Apparently, Jiejie's cousin - Cousin E (Aunt P's son) has just got married and will be moving to a new unit soon. Aunt P is supposed to move into the new unit with them. Cousin E's wife has make it a point that she does not want to have dogs in HER house and that makes Aunt P very upset.

I am puzzled because Cousin E's wife used to visit Aunt P every weekend and I didn't hear her complaining about Uncle Sky then. Jiejie said I cannot say bad things about Cousin E's wife changing her face attitude after the matrimony paper is signed eventhough it seems to be very obvious.

I hope mummy heard the wrong thing because IF THAT IS THE TRUTH, then this is very upsetting :( Uncle Sky has been with my Aunt P for almost 10 years and I am very sure Aunt P will be very very very very upset if she's not allowed to bring Uncle Sky to the new place.

Jiejie say I cannot say bad things about her Cousin E's wife eventhough I think that is terrible of Cousin E's wife to not allow Uncle Sky into the new place IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I must keep my cool eventhough I think that Cousin E's wife is cruel and hardhearted to even harbour that thought IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I must not lose my temper eventhough I think that Cousin E's wife is being unreasonable and unaccommodating IF THAT IS THE TRUTH.

Jiejie say I cannot comment much about Cousin E's wife because in Chinese customs, it is consider rude and not being respectful to comment about your seniors.
PS: Does that mean Jiejie and Korkor can comment since both of you are older than Cousin E and his wife?
Jiejie: Well....
Korkor: Don't ask so much.

Mummy said Aunt P told her that she might be getting her own place instead of staying with someone who doesn't like doggies. I sincerely hope that this is all a misunderstanding....

I hope this will never happen to me.... and Uncle Sky too :P

Lonely Lonely Night

Jiejie: Why you kept asking Mummy to carry you?! You heavy bumbum!!

Korkor: Stop using our lateness as excuses for Mummy to carry you -_-"